Scratch This! [EP], by K. Board & THE KHATS

Scratch This! [EP]

by K. Board & THE KHATS

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1.	K.Board & THE KHATS - Two KHATS 02:07	lyrics	buy track
We are two Khats One is red One's suspicious One is black One is silly We are two Khats! M-meow! We love our sapiens Because they give us food Because they keep us warm Because they make us purr We love our sapiens As long as give us food As long as keep us warm As long as make us purr M-meow!
2.	K.Board & THE KHATS - Hairball 02:31	lyrics	buy track
It’s the change f the season It’s time for getting clean I’m have to change my wardrobe I’m a licking machine But sometimes there’s something deep inside Coming out of me HAIRBALL! Now I have a brand new fur I left a present for you on the floor I’m feeling good and I’m feeling clean I’m dressed to kill if you know what I mean But sure enough again will come the time The I get that feeling deep inside HAIRBALL!
3.	K.Board & THE KHATS - No Tuna Fish 02:13	lyrics	buy track
Woke up this morning I looked inside my dish Can you believe it I had no tuna fish I said M-Meow! Nobody came Called Mrs. Daria I got a busy line M-Meow!
4.	K.Board & THE KHATS - Cat Litter 01:23	lyrics	buy track
I went outside to the balcony I went outside coz I had to pee I went outside and to make a stand I didn’t cover anything with the sand I went outside to my litter box I went outside I peed on the rocks I went outside and to make a stand I didn’t cover anything! Cover anything! Cat litter Cat litter Cat litter Needs to be changed! Oh yeah! M-meow!
5.	K.Board & THE KHATS - Nap Nap Nap 01:54	lyrics	buy track
I’m feeling like it’s time to take a nap And if you’re lucky I’ll do it on your lap I’m feeling groovy I’ll sleep on the laundry But only if it’s clean and tidy I can sleep on your T-shirts I can sleep on your socks But if I have to be honest I’d choose the Amazon box I can sleep in a basket I can sleep on a shelf I can sleep on your bed But if you’re there I can sleep on your head instead [chorus] I can sleep on a rug, on a bed I can even sleep in your bag But if you open the door to the cupboard I might be napping on your dress I can nap everywhere I don’t care I don’t care I can nap everywhere [chorus] M-meow! M-meow!

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Raw, unashamed, aggressive punk rock.
This is fast music for short attention mammals.
This is crunchy, fishy, stinky stuff.
This ain’t no kitten slop.
This ain’t no music for pussies.

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released July 27, 2022

Gustav (guitar, vocals and hairballs)
LaPhelpa (bass, vocals, m-meows)
K.Board (drums & "production")

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K.Board & The Skreens Milano, Italy

K. Board & The Skreens were born in 1998.
They never published anything until 2013.

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